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Old 03-12-2018, 07:41 AM   #1
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Exclamation 18 DAYS NO SODA-SUGAR-PASTA..........THANK YOU SON FOR THE $5,000

16 DAYS AGO

MY SON (UNCLE DUNKLE).............HIS NAME IS JJ ,OR DOUBLE J
OR AS I SAY JOHNNY BOY

this prick wanted to bet me $5,000 that i couldn't lose 40 pounds
by June 1st.

so far in just over 2 and a half weeks i lost 14 pounds

26 to go over the next 2 in a half months

this is the lock of all locks

I get $5,000 from my kid...........which is better then winning
$50,000 on baseball

and i am bettering myself

WIN FUCKING WIN.

-----------------------------------------------

We will be in Vegas in 2 weeks for 5 days..................thats where
he will look to sabotage me

fuck him................i'm on a mission

now this cock sucker ( and i know its him)

orders pizzas to my house............to see if i bite
i tell the driver get the fuck out of here
and if you come back again...............i'll take your fucking eye out

then the case of Otis spunkmeyer muffins from amazon
show up on my door .......

wonder who could have sent them ?

I sent it back
went back to my desk............ate carrot sticks and vita water

i will update the forum on the progress

side note

I do respect my sons creativity in trying to bag 5 dimes from me

I would do the same to him.

but my real goal here is

next time i fuck gunner in the ass
my belly dont get in the way
and i can gain a inch on my prick.................so i can get to 2.5 inches

it may be small..............but it has girth.............gunner will confirm.


root me in guys
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Old 03-12-2018, 08:38 AM   #2
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Default Re: 16 DAYS NO SODA-SUGAR-PASTA..........THANK YOU SON FOR THE $5,000

Gunner will be in a world of pain as you have some of the best motivation going and you made it past the 10 day Barrier where the cravings donít hurt..

Must admit I might shop around and see if I can land a similar bet with someone close to me..

Keep up the great work and enjoy the extra energy. Best bit your knee will thank you and you might save some Doctors Visits..

You have my support and look forward to the updates.. #WINNER #YOUCANDOIT
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Old 03-12-2018, 09:57 AM   #3
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Default Re: 16 DAYS NO SODA-SUGAR-PASTA..........THANK YOU SON FOR THE $5,000

Talking about tough an Italian not eating pasta
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Old 03-12-2018, 10:12 AM   #4
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Default Re: 16 DAYS NO SODA-SUGAR-PASTA..........THANK YOU SON FOR THE $5,000

The March Madness kabash attempt is on! But if I know Joe, the willpower he has come up with throughout this process will only further carry him to victory and to prove once again that health is most important at the end of the day! Keep up the excellent work!
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Old 03-12-2018, 01:15 PM   #5
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Default Re: 16 DAYS NO SODA-SUGAR-PASTA..........THANK YOU SON FOR THE $5,000

Congrats dad! This may be the best 5K, I ever lose.

Also, I knew you had at least one slice of the pie that someone anonymous sent over last week.
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Old 03-12-2018, 01:49 PM   #6
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Default Re: 16 DAYS NO SODA-SUGAR-PASTA..........THANK YOU SON FOR THE $5,000

the soda was my killer and the sugar

i dont miss it at all.


the pasta is tough

but i made a marinara sauce with no salt tomatoes

and i can eat 3/4 cup of wheat pasta

but no Parmesan cheese.............thats what hurts

thats like getting a B.J from a stripper
then pukes on your junk

today i did my morning swim 45 minutes

i actually feel better

i'll do this easy.


1200 calories a day..........can go as high as 1500

not as bad as it seems
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Old 03-12-2018, 02:20 PM   #7
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Default Re: 16 DAYS NO SODA-SUGAR-PASTA..........THANK YOU SON FOR THE $5,000

#1 This is great news! Keep it up!

#2 Never can have a post without Gunner being involved in a sexual way lol
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Old 03-12-2018, 03:43 PM   #8
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16 DAYS AGO

MY SON (UNCLE DUNKLE).............HIS NAME IS JJ ,OR DOUBLE J
OR AS I SAY JOHNNY BOY

this prick wanted to bet me $5,000 that i couldn't lose 40 pounds
by June 1st.

so far in just over 2 and a half weeks i lost 14 pounds

26 to go over the next 2 in a half months

this is the lock of all locks

I get $5,000 from my kid...........which is better then winning
$50,000 on baseball

and i am bettering myself

WIN FUCKING WIN.

-----------------------------------------------

We will be in Vegas in 2 weeks for 5 days..................thats where
he will look to sabotage me

fuck him................i'm on a mission

now this cock sucker ( and i know its him)

orders pizzas to my house............to see if i bite
i tell the driver get the fuck out of here
and if you come back again...............i'll take your fucking eye out

then the case of Otis spunkmeyer muffins from amazon
show up on my door .......

wonder who could have sent them ?

I sent it back
went back to my desk............ate carrot sticks and vita water

i will update the forum on the progress

side note

I do respect my sons creativity in trying to bag 5 dimes from me

I would do the same to him.

but my real goal here is

next time i fuck gunner in the ass
my belly dont get in the way
and i can gain a inch on my prick.................so i can get to 2.5 inches

it may be small..............but it has girth.............gunner will confirm.


root me in guys

Ok don't go sucking your own dick yet. Lotta time to go and a lot of potential pitfalls. Don't get cocky. Because cocky leads to I can have a piece of pie here, a soda there. I'll just make it up tommorow. Too many of those and you are fucked.
Congrats on the 12 days. Just keep it one day at a time bro.
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Old 03-12-2018, 06:11 PM   #9
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Default Re: 16 DAYS NO SODA-SUGAR-PASTA..........THANK YOU SON FOR THE $5,000

WTF ME AGAIN?????

I hope u lose this bet u miserable
CUNT...
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Old 03-12-2018, 06:51 PM   #10
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Damn.. Good for you facts....
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Old 03-13-2018, 07:55 AM   #11
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Ok don't go sucking your own dick yet. Lotta time to go and a lot of potential pitfalls. Don't get cocky. Because cocky leads to I can have a piece of pie here, a soda there. I'll just make it up tommorow. Too many of those and you are fucked.
Congrats on the 12 days. Just keep it one day at a time bro.

IF I CAN SUCK MY OWN DICK

1. I WOULDN'T BE ON A DIET
2. I WOULD NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE
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IF I CAN SUCK MY OWN DICK

1. I WOULDN'T BE ON A DIET
2. I WOULD NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE

See way too cocky. It's still 3 to 2 you don't make the 40 lbs. And just remember, 40 pounds off your fat ass is only eliminating 2 of your chins and is tantamount to throwing a deck chair off the Titanic. So good luck, and mix in a salad once in a while you fat fuck!
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Default Re: 16 DAYS NO SODA-SUGAR-PASTA..........THANK YOU SON FOR THE $5,000

I hope you got creative and included a BONUS CLAUSE

What's a BONUS CLAUSE?

For every pound over the specified amount....you get X amount of $$$

Yeah Baby - That's some good stuff aint it!!!

Find out how serious he really is....make him accept the BONUS CLAUSE


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Old 03-14-2018, 05:39 AM   #14
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Default Re: 16 DAYS NO SODA-SUGAR-PASTA..........THANK YOU SON FOR THE $5,000

UPDATE

DAY 18 STILL NO SODA-SUGAR PASTA

TOTAL WEIGHT LOSS 18 POUNDS

TYPICAL MEALS FOR ME

BREAKFAST

CHOICE OF

1. THREE POUCHED EGGS 1 SLICE WHEAT TOAST COFFEE NO SUGAR
2. 1/2 CUP OF SPECIAL K SKIM MILK 1/2 CUP half banana
3 berries-cantaloupe-grapes- grapefruit small bowl

LUNCH

6 OUNCES OF GRILLED CHICKEN..... OR TURKEY ON WHEAT NO MAYO
POSSIBLY A YOGURT

DINNER

ALWAYS START WITH A BIG SALAD NO CROUTONS OR THE BAD STUFF
LITE RANCH DRESSING 2 TAPLESPOONS

A 6 OUNCE FILET OR NY STEAK BAKED POTATO NO BUTTER
maybe thin pork loin 6 ounces with 1/3 cup of brown rice
rotisserie chicken with side of rice or small baked potato
and mandarin oranges with no syrup

drink water
vitawater
sparkling ice

thats it

swim 3 x a week
hit the heavy bag twice a week...........2 - 15 minute sessions
and lite tread mill.............maybe 10 minutes a day tops
knees are still bad.

it seems tough

but now i'm just used to it
and feel so much better

total goal would be 50 pounds thats only 32 more
and i'm not rushing it

1 day at a time
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Old 03-14-2018, 04:42 PM   #15
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Default Re: 16 DAYS NO SODA-SUGAR-PASTA..........THANK YOU SON FOR THE $5,000

Love the fact that your working out - obviously a huge help towards your goal!


Hey does "pulling on it" count in favor of working out?

Just curious...




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